So according to the Internet I am right on track with where I should be as a hapless twentysomething. Crappy living situation? Check! Underemployment? Check! Barely enough money to survive every month? Check! Nonexistent love life? Check! Shitty health insurance or no health insurance? Check!

Yep, that pretty much sums up my life in just a few short depressing sentences. But I guess I shouldn’t feel too bad about it. Apparently this is just the life of a twentysomething and we’re all going through this.

But there does seem to be a light at the end of the tunnel. Also according to the Internet (and we all know everything the Internet says is true), there is this magical land where you will suddenly have a good job, have money to spare, and basically have it all figured out. This magical land is called your thirties. We no longer have to stress about turning the big 3-0! I for one cannot wait for my thirties to come. Where my love life will get less complicated, my furniture will no longer be from Ikea, and all my meals will come straight from my own oven and not a delivery!

Sure I only have two years left before everything gets figured out but that’s not impossible, right? Right? I’m banking on this whole thirty thing to really get my act together.

So follow me through all my trials, tribulations, and random musings on my road to thirty!