Online Dating Is Not for the Weak

When I started dating my bf, first and foremost I was happy that I found someone that I genuinely liked and who actually liked me back. But right after that feeling was the relief that I was able to delete any and all online dating apps.

Dating in this day and age requires online dating. In my opinion, it’s a necessary evil. For some reason, online dating still has a stigma around it. Plenty of people are embarrassed to admit they met their SO by swiping right. But here’s the truth, plenty of relationships, plenty of marriages these days start with a match on an app.

I do not pretend to be an authority on anything. (I ate a pint of Halo Top ice cream for dinner last night so I would take anything I say with a grain of salt.) But I do know a few things about online dating. I spent a large portion of my twenties downloading apps, making profiles, swiping right, and doing all that other online dating nonsense. It’s tedious and can often feel like a second job, but sometimes it actually works. While I technically knew my bf in high school, we probably wouldn’t have found ourselves in each other’s lives again if it weren’t for the help of OK Cupid. I know of quite a few relationships that have started with both parties swiping right.

When you’re in the thick of the online dating scene, it can be exhausting and soul crushing. (I cannot even begin to count how many times I deleted an app just to redownload it a few days later.) I want to try to make things a little easier for you. Below are some tips that should help online dating go a little smoother.

Spend a little time on your profile. I know it’s tempting to put a fact or two and end it with, “If you want to know more, ask!” No one wants to spend a ton of time filling out their online profile but don’t leave it completely empty. Your profile is a chance to showcase your personality. You can use it as an outlet to let others know why you’re on the site and what you’re looking for. It doesn’t always work but doing this can help to weed out some of the people just looking for a hookup. Also, it’s always a good sign if a match messages you by referencing something you mentioned in your profile. This shows that they actually took the time to read what you have to say.

On the same end, take notice when someone puts effort in their profile. You’re not going to spend time filling out your profile if you’re not serious about online dating. Be weary of the profiles that have just a few sentences. This usually means the dude (or dudette) isn’t looking for anything too serious.

The block button is your friend. Coming across creeps on dating apps is inevitable. I hate to break it to you but it’s going to happen. You’re also going to come across people that will become hostile seemingly out of nowhere. The good news is that you do not have to deal with them. The block button is there for a reason. Do not waste your time responding to someone when they show signs of being a jerk. Block them and move on.

Don’t use an incredibly old photo. My motto when it comes to online pics is to use something where you look good but not TOO good. Your picture should look like you the way you look on a regular day. So don’t use a photo from your sister’s wedding when your hair and makeup were professionally done. Let your date be pleasantly surprised by how you look in person. And leave any photo that’s over two years out of the profile completely.

Don’t let it turn into a texting relationship. When you finally match with someone, I think there should be a time frame for when you actually meet in person. Of course, you don’t want to do it right away. You gotta give yourself some time to determine if the person’s a psycho. But don’t let it turn into a texting relationship. I had some guys who I’d speak to every day for months but we never actually met. Either they wouldn’t even initiate plans or plans would fall through at the last minute. If it’s been a month of talking but still no face-to-face meetups, drop it. Dating is time consuming as it is. Don’t waste your time with someone who doesn’t want to actually meet you.

Be cautious on where the first date is held. Do not get into a strangers car. Do not go somewhere unfamiliar with a stranger. NEVER go into a strangers house. I cannot stress this enough. The person you’re meeting online could potentially be the love of your life or they could be the next subject of America’s Most Wanted. Finding out which category they fit in will take some time. Until you’re convinced this person isn’t going to murder you, do not go anywhere with them alone. Even if they insist, travel to the date on your own. Make sure you’re meeting up at a place with other people and always let someone else know where you’re going. I may sound paranoid but as great as online dating can be, it can also be incredibly scary. You can never be too careful.

If you do not feel anything after the first date, move on. Dating is a numbers game. The more people who meet, the more likely you are to meet someone you have a connection with. This is why keeping someone around just for kicks or cause you sorta like them is a complete waste of your time and the other person’s.

Don’t take anything personally. People can be mean. They can especially be mean online. There is a lack of intimacy when you’re communicating through a screen. It’s hard for some people to remember that there’s an actual human being on the other end. I think that this is what makes some people meaner online than they would ever be in person. If someone is being mean to you, just block them and move on.

Do not get discouraged. Online dating can be exhausting. You will go on way more bad dates than good dates. Try not to let it get to you. Remember that you’re not alone and that the guy or girl for you is out there. It just may take a few more swipes to find them.

If you need a break, take one. If you’re a single person who wants to find someone, you have no choice but to put yourself out there. I know it’s tiring but you’re not going to meet the love of your life on the couch. However, with that being said, if you need a break, take it! I wasn’t kidding when I said online dating can be exhausting. If you feel that you’re getting burnt out, take some time to decompress.



  1. Love, love, LOVE this! I’m in the throws of the craziness and messiness and awkward-turtleness that is dating right now, and can relate hardcore to this. Just starting to dabble in the online thing and wowzas. It can be overwhelming for sure. But this has given me hope haha.

    1. You’re just getting into the online dating scene? What took you so long? It can be overwhelming but I really think you’re making the right choice. If you go into online dating with optimism but you’re also realistic, you should be fine. Good luck!

      1. Hope the online dates have gotten better. Sadly, there will be more duds than good ones but oh man, what you go on that really good date, it makes it all worth it.

  2. “Spend a little time on your profile.” With my OKCupid, I would occasionally look it over and tweak things. Essentially, I would notice a typo, a weird phrasing, or something I wanted to change. Bonus: any time the profile is changed, OKC boosts the profile in front of people.

    Also, get someone, preferably of the target sex, to read it. A couple of friends did an intervention on mine. Basically, in a bought of depression I turned the profile into a warning about all the bad things about me. After tossing it all and making a new one, they looked it over and gave me a few more hints. That profile is the one that attracted my now wife.

  3. What a great read, it really hits the nail on the head.
    I think it is also good to notice the people we come across in the real world too, we wouldn’t want to miss out on someone who may be giving us the eye, while we are engrossed online. 😊

  4. Some good advice especially for those just starting out. Having said that it might have been useful to include a warning about scammers.

      1. I have come across quite a few scammers. I read somewhere that they tend to target older women. I guess they thing we are lonely and vulnerable.

        Or you may have encountered a few without realising it. Some of the typical signs are poor English and over the top declarations of love. So some of the wierdos may actually have been trying to target you.

  5. Your title is so spot on! Online dating is SO not for the weak and as you said, a necessary evil in this day and age! These are some really awesome tips for online dating. Mainly so you don’t turn into an episode of Cold Justice.

    Also- a pint of Halo Top is a balanced meal in my opinion. But I did have a bottle of wine for my dinner sooo…..


  6. Great Article!
    Online dating certainly a minefield and there are a few pot holes you must good but the rewards can be great!
    I’ve just written my debut book about online dating which I hope to have published soon.

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